The English Amnesty Holiday
A Gentle Remedy for the Language You Forgot to Love
The Only Thing You Wont Be Saying is
‘Sorry for My English’
The English Amnesty Holiday
This is NOT an English course.
It’s a quiet return.
The English Amnesty Holiday is for people who gave up on English (or just forgot to do it).
That’s anyone who felt judged. Or not good enough. Or — no drama, life just got in the way.
It’s for anyone whose English got buried a while ago — and they’re scared to look.
Ready to Return? 🏳️
This is your English Amnesty.
An offer designed to save your English.
Send me a ✈️ 🏴 👍 on WhatsApp, and we can check dates and start planning.
You’re not doing nothing. You’re doing the right thing.
At this point, your English is fragile. You are in danger of losing it completely.
Imagine your English as a small flame.
You don’t need to cram (dump a big pile of logs over it).
You don’t need every mistake corrected (bucket of cold water).
You need to nurture this little, fragile flame with fresh air, space to grow, time – and a selection of little enticing treats.
Taking conventional classroom lessons when your English is vulnerable is may get short-term results, but it’s catastrophic long-term.
But, perhaps you know this already?
Was your last English was 3+ years ago inside a horrible classroom, taking test after test, but not speaking? You thought it would fix your English, but it was the last straw…
Unlike our usual real-world English holidays, we don’t plan a whole schedule of conversations with strangers.
Instead, we meander like a river through Scotland’s coastal villages, woodlands, castles and explore wild places.
We share silence.
We share beauty and wonder.
And share amazing meals.
Until you’re ready to speak again.
Then… we still don’t mention grammar for two whole days.
Our error correction is light, and with your permission.
Our whole mission is to let the little flame of English grow strong and reliable again.
We’ll know exactly how when you get here, when we meet you.
This isn’t a crash course. This is a tonic for you and your English.
We’re not starting over. We’re starting again — differently.
This holiday is 1:1.
Just you and me, your coach (with other Blue Noun team members contributing).
That means no ‘class time’ with confident speakers making you feel worse.
No random strangers in groups to prevent you from relaxing.
And even better: No fixed schedule. It’s your holiday. We build it around you.
Book any of the 3 available weeks in June or July 2025 — and it’s yours. Private. Gentle. Completely yours.
Availability is very limited. (3!)
We’re fitting these English Amnesty Holidays around our existing summer schedule.
🏳️ We’ll also work out your personalised plan for sustainable English progress on your return.
What is Included
We build the holiday around your interests, including a generous sprinkle of live music events, castle visits, wildlife encounters, wild saunas, biking, canoeing, food tasting, whisky tasting, museum & gallery visits, exhibition tours, ghost tours…
You get a whole Scottish holiday: done for you, & without any language pressure.
How to Book
Unlike our English Conversation Coaching Holidays, there’s no scary Zoom Call before you book.
You’ll get a simple questionnaire (likes, dislikes, allergies), and we can exchange emojis on WhatsApp. That’s it.
No pressure. No performance.
Just a quiet path back to being an English user.
Images from our 2025 Language Holidays
Lose your English guilt – forever!
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British Council
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Perthshire was voted the Friendliest Region on Earth by Booking*com.
What more perfect combination could you need for an English conversation holiday?
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